P.S. This is a multi-fandom blog. Certified imagineer
| since 01.30.13
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
i still think HORSES are big but
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*Calls friend* “read this book”